me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
It's just unfair
that I keep having dreams about her
How to murder someone:
separatetheweak: Tell them you love them and never talk to them again.
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
bogleech: What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!” What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
I love this game– Jon Jafari on every game ever
wartortles: sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny hey fuck you
I really like weird looking girls
sorry if I like you
that feel when
you have more followers than attractive girls on tumblr
its-always-funnier-in-enochian: i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
the perfect blend of meteors and hemorrhoids