May 2013
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me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
It's just unfair
that I keep having dreams about her
How to murder someone:
separatetheweak:
Tell them you love them and never talk to them again.
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rock-bomber:
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rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
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bogleech:
What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
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“I love this game”
– Jon Jafari on every game ever
wartortles:
sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
hey fuck you
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I really like weird looking girls
sorry if I like you
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that feel when
you have more followers than attractive girls on tumblr
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its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
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Metroid
the perfect blend of meteors and hemorrhoids
