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What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”
What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.
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you know you’re a pervert when you don’t care about how creepy something is, you just wanna touch it’s titty
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Memo Randoms by Jason Franzen
Jason Franzen of More Simple has successfully launched his funded Kickstarter campaign to print some vital information for your everyday life. The 18x24 prints use Heroic and Gotham typefaces. Coincidence, or Batman?!
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- Jon Jafari on every game ever
sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
hey fuck you
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